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offers a pretty decent web hosting package considering you are on your
own with this bad ass plan! The same quality of service as
our sister company, Parcom.net, but without support. ZERO support!
Why? Look at it! Join
the thousands of clients who know what they are doing by getting your
own cheap bastard account today! You are a cheap ass and you
will not complain about this! You are getting everything possible,
not unlimited because that is stupid, but more than you need.
For the amount we charge you really should appreciate this service because
no one can beat it. The free crap out there cannot even
compare to this! And oh YEAH, no ADS! Zero spam from
us too. Just sign up and accept the fact there is nothing
else out there like it.
For this deal you HAVE to
register with us. Your domain cannot be hosted at the other places
(that suck anyway) so you have to register or transfer your sorry ass
domains with us. Keeps it above board and prevents a lot of
fly by night host hopping which we know all too well about - so if we
have control we can keep troublemakers out of this network.
This is just an easy no frills business - so if you want to pre-pay - go
for it. Don't expect discounts asshole!
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The Mocrap
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999 MB of Disk Space
99 E-Mail
Accounts
99 E-Mail Aliases
9 Subdomains
9999 MB of Bandwidth
9 FTP Accounts
9
Mailing Lists
9 Domain Aliases
Web Based Mail
FTP
Access
ASP,
ASP.NET all versions!
PHP 5 |
ActiveState PERL, Python
Optional Web
Templates
Web Based
Control Panel
MS Access Support
MIME Type Editor
Custom Error Pages
Optional Web Templates
Secure Folders
Live DNS Zone Editor
1 Free AWSTATS
No day money back guarantee
Bonus features for royal suck ups |
Options:
SQL 2005 databases
MySQL 5 databases
Web Builder Software for those who cannot build
shit.
Anti-Spam by Barracuda
New price coming soon!
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* Notes:
- If you
register all your domains with us you can have UNLIMITED domains
inside your account! In fact you have NO choice you have to
register with us asshole! If you try to slip us a fast one and
register elsewhere, we shut down your site.
- If you don't
register your domains with us there is an idiot tax of $5 a year per
domain registered at some stupid outside registrar. Sorry
that's how the game is played butt head. On top of your site
being shut down.
- Anti-Spam/Anti-Virus Service is available
already shit head.
- Setup fees are
always subject to change. They may be there, they may not be
some for things around here.
It is to cover the beer we have to buy to put up with your dumb
questions.
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